Simon's a humourist (which sounds somehow old-fashioned), novelist and television writer who was one of the youngest ever writers on 'Saturday Night Live' where he worked for four seasons. His first book, 'Ant Farm: And Other Desperate Situations' was shortlisted for the Thurber Prize for American Humor, while his short stories, 'The Last Girlfriend On Earth', will shortly become a sitcom. His latest collection is 'Spoiled Brats'. You can't find him on Facebook or Twitter. Or, at least, we can't.